i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i think i have two assholes
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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