I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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