Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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