Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I need water and some morals
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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