Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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