everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
wow bdsm is so cute
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Randomize