brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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