I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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