and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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