okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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