I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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