Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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