11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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