what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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