but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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