Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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