I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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