I want to stick my p in your. b.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
sex in a hospital.. check
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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