Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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