What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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