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say what?
wanna hang out?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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