It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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