This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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