FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
i've created a new STD.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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