Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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