So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's blow job season.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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