so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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