Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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