she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
