Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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