Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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