Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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