Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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