# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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