that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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