Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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