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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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