i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
