Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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