if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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