he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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