So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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