Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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