Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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