yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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