Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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