I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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