I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I currently don't understand fingers.
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