The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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