school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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