Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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