i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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