so that wasnt chicken after all
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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