I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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