but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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