I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
