It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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