yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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