you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm always down for nudity.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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