My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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